This is G.
And you know what? He's really a nice guy. He has a car, a brain, a credit card, and a fixed address. G has been single for a bit too long, but for some reason can't be bothered to take measures into his own hands. Therefore, we have decided to appeal to the masses on his behalf. We could say a lot of things, but we can sum it all up in one simple, catchy phrase:

    G Deserves It.

Email G

Vibrate G's pants with a text message!
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